I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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