If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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