If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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