Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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