I wish life had little blips of pornography
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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