Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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