this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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