I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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