i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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