I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
