i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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