My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
