And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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