NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize