Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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