margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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