I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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