all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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