I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I AM VODKA MAN
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
i out mim tonsoeep
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