just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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