Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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