guys are not supposed to queef...right?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I would ride that face into the sunset
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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