Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You know, be my cock's hype man.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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