he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
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