erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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