The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Someone shit on the floor
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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