He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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