You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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