Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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