Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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