And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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