You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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