I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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