bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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