shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
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