I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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