I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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