On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
COCAINE IS GR8
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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