Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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