I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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