I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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