North Korea, Best Korea!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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