physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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