This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
not ubering you a puppy
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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