Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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