I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
accomplished twins. life is a go
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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