I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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