He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
