I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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