i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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