Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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