This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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