Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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