We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
