oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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