Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
