Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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