hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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