I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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