so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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