scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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