She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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